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Hosted by Cris Beasley · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 23 episodes
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Artist, musician, coach, technologist, healer, creator of an oracle deck based on the Enneagram – all wrapped up in a late-diagnosed AuDHD little firecracker. Comedy, consciousness, and curse words... yes, please. crisbeasley.substack.com
Cris Beasley hosts Unmasking with Cris Beasley, a comedy show with 23 episodes published.
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Note: You can listen here on Substack, Spotify, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. After a decade of fatigue topped off with a radical accidental overdose of Prozac, I had to rebuild my body and energetic system f
I am working with anger right now—not rage, but clean anger that refuses to mask or perform safety for others. I will no longer pad the egos of privileged men or pretend I’m not angry to make conversations comfortable; I
crisbeasley.com Substack Okay, it is 10:37 a.m. on Sunday, February 8th, and I have taken a handshake dose of bufo. It’s bringing up so many really painful things that I haven’t known how to talk about. It feels importan
Coming to grips with autism + ADHD, the inheritance I got from my mother. Realizing that the reason I burned out so many times from my early 30's onwards was that I just didn't know how to speak what was actually true ab
I am not a financial advisor. Consult appropriate experts. Correction: Gold was $1,300 in 2018, not $1,800 as I said. That's even worse news for how much the dollar has slipped.Nate Hagens Great Simplification Clive Owen
crisbeasley.substack.com crisbeasley.comHello and welcome to season two of Unmasking with Cris Beasley. I am your host, the aforementioned Cris Beasley, and the new name denotes the massive earthquake that has opened up
It is presently half past nine in the evening. I’m going to attempt to catch the uncatchable, the unputtable-into-words experience of awakening that I had today. I say “awakening” with some amount of scare quotes in ther
What if the whole “find your passion in life” is just a bait-and-switch to keep you from noticing the real heist—your birthright to create without selling the tenderest parts of your soul at a yard sale? In the next seve
Well, this one’s a tearjerker… Transcript So this is my mama, Paula Beasley, on the day of her graduation. She was living in Cape Girardeau, Missouri, and we were living in Pocahontas, Arkansas. My mom didn’t raise me. S
“What henceforth cometh after such a strange week…” That’s what I’ve been wondering. Are you in strange times? All the people in my bubble are bumping around, breaking some old old old old old patterns, and finding thems
In this raw, mud-footed transmission, the guides unpack five seismic truths: * Money is both scarce and bottomless—two radio stations broadcasting at once. Which one you tune to decides whether you slave or steward. * Ev
Greetings dear readers, October’s here, and the Becoming Dragon reboot is roaring ahead. I’ve wrapped the first draft of the art for the nine cards of the Enneagram 3. Ultimately, it will feature 82 round, double-sided c
This month's installment of funny, pretty, and weird rabbit holes takes us to the tribal lands of Arizona to inquire about extra-terrestrials. Did we meet them? Do they have exotic fruits and appetizers to share with us?
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I taught this superpower to one of my longest-running clients, someone who’s raised hundreds of millions of dollars for progressive causes, who gets the random call from Senators here and there whose ass is in a cinch. I
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I got a headache during meditation today, that’s how much the fear mind did NOT want me to publish this. Nonetheless, I’m pushing this big boulder out into the world. If we are as sick as our secrets, this act means I am
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Here’s part two of the biggest crash and burn of my life. I went all the way down the mystical rabbit hole/hell and came out the other side with some handy new things in my pockets. The tagline of this Substack might as
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It happened in Egypt. Of course, it happened in Egypt. Whomever is scriptwriting my life is a flair for the dramatic. P.S. This begins a phase of more audio-based episodes. These are now also available on Spotify, Apply,
If you’re doing the work to heal money wounds and rewire old stories about worth, this one’s for you. It’s about untangling earning from deserving—two things we’ve been taught to confuse. This isn’t a money mindset pep t
[content warning: sexual violence, Trump] Section 3 of the 14th Amendment is a post-Civil War clause designed to keep traitors out of office. It bars anyone who’s sworn an oath to the Constitution and then engaged in ins
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