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Two Witches, Probably Off-Topic

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About this podcast

Join two witty witches as they unravel the mysteries of witchcraft, paganism, and more.

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Unknown Host hosts Two Witches, Probably Off-Topic.

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Episode 7 - Synesthesia and Color Correspondences - In which we discuss … well … synesthesia and color correspondences.

Jun 6, 20261h 38mEp. 7S1

In this episode, we discuss what synesthesia is, which types we have, color theory, color correspondences in magick and how synesthesia affects those correspondences in our practices, as well as how hard it used to be to

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Episode 6 - When and When Not to Use Magick, or Don’t Blame Magick, Maybe It’s Just You - In which we discuss when and when not to use magick, as well as donuts, movies, bees, and cupcakes.

May 29, 20262h 11mEp. 6S1

We cover the usual topics of donuts and movies, along with newcomers bees and cupcakes! Also, there is a lengthy discussion of Tom Hanks / Meg Ryan movies for some reason. This is a long one, but stick with us while we d

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Episode 5 - Why Did My Spell Fail? - In which we discuss reasons why a spell might fail, with enthusiastic tangents into the merits of Wicked the movie and conjure up a bunch of magick metaphors.

Apr 24, 20261h 48mEp. 5S1

Buckle up, everyone! We really lived up to our name on this one. In this episode, we discuss many topics around why spells fail, but somehow veer into whether Wednesday should see part II of Wicked, why someone painted h

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Episode 4: Magickal Tools Ep. 1 - Books of Shadows - In which we discuss the different types of magickal texts, how to keep a magickal journal, and whether Dunkin’ Donuts or Krispy Kreme is better.

Apr 4, 202656mEp. 4S1

We also cover fountain pens, the dread “permanent record” threat from high school, hilarious Amazon reviews, and fonts. Pardon the thumps as I excitedly pounded my desk but also enjoy the bird songs in the background! Bo

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Episode 3: Triskaidekaphobia - In which we discuss the fear of the number 13, Friday the 13th, Finding Nemo, and random tarot thoughts

Mar 10, 202652mEp. 3S1

Triskaidekaphobia (noun). The irrational, intense fear or avoidance of the number 13. Books We Mentioned The Temple and The Lodge by Michael Baigent and Richard Leigh Holy Blood, Holy Grail by Michael Baigent and Richard

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Episode 2: March 3 Lunar Eclipse - In which we discuss the upcoming lunar eclipse and how to work with lunar eclipse energy, along with random tangents about Moon Pies and horror movie tropes.

Mar 1, 202657mEp. 2S1

The March 3, 2026 lunar eclipse starts at 3:44 am EST and continues until 7:02 am EST. The period of totality begins at 6:04 am EST and lasts about 59 minutes. The total eclipse will be visible from Eastern Asia and Aust

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Episode 1: Our Top Authors - In which we discuss our favorite witchy authors and lose focus several times

Feb 22, 20261h 16mEp. 1S1

In this episode, Petras and Wednesday each present a top five list of their favorite witchcraft, paganism, Wiccan, and occult authors, and only get diverted once into talking about the X-Files. Authors We Discussed Lisa

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