
I Always Feel Like Somebody's Watching Me...
... And I get no Privacy... OhhOOh Ohh!

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Hosted by AshleyMarie and Katrina · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 111 episodes
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Two Brown Women from Boston navigating "life" on this floating dumpstah fire known as Earth, while unpacking everything our parents never prepared us for. This should be fun.
AshleyMarie and Katrina hosts Two Girls No F*cks, a comedy show with 111 episodes published.

... And I get no Privacy... OhhOOh Ohh!

take 2, we have some new things to add to this list.

These are the hills we would ____ on. No I don't like typing the word, but you get what we mean.

Yeah, we have been mulling over this for a while, and it just doesn't feel right...

Yeah, we had so many that we may need to do a part two at some point. Enjoy!

Yeah, we said what we said. This film did not pass the age test, or any test for that matter!

let's talk breakfast or as we like to call em BREKKIES! You may get hungry listening to this... youve been warned.

guys, oh guys, dudes, bros, and everything in between... this one is for you, sorta.

wussup bitches?! Season 5 starts now, buckle up!

Based on the title, you know what we are talking about... or at least you should

Yeah, we millennials got a bone to pick with y'all. Sit, Listen, and don't say shit!

Parents, are y'all good? because it's okay if you're not... just saying

we have somw follow up questions because y'all be doing the most.

Because what in the low (or no) IQ, non-reading, no comprehension having, common sense lacking F*CK is going on out here??

You ALREADY know what we are talking about. Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird!

This was fun, random and provided some much needed giggles. You're welcome in advance


Who deserves it? Who Doesn't? Who decides who gets it? Shit gets DEEP, come on this journey with us.

Yeah, it's award season, so those that deserve the award aren't going to receive it... that's too much like right

The Start of 2026, and we already want to cancel this subscription. No worries, we find ways to giggle in between the tears... feel free to join us
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