
The Worst Movie Ever Made
#269 - The Cowboy Way
This week, we get into 1994’s The Cowboy way , where the toughest guy they could find for the antagonist was Dylan McDermott. Don’t worry, though, because one of the good True Detectives and Jack Bauer are on the case, and they’re … kinda pissed? Let’s round ‘em up! Perturbed Pepper, portrayed by perennially pompous patsy, patrols the polis with police and peckish partner per poncho’s prepared plea, pressing past punishing parasitic profiteer, pragmatically pushing pedestrians, playfully popping provokers with pepper grinding pelvic pulsing! Kevin Costner’s narrow, bitch-man face! Potato parfait! Captain America cutting boards! New batch of humanly trafficked! Puckering up to Sonny’s shit ass! Where was Papa Nacho?! Hats full of assholes! Shady Schwimmer gooning in the Big Apple! Sonny has no money! Short pants and stick horses! A calf sucking a man’s dick, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com






