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Jul 1, 202615mEp. 11S1
Who was the very first person to ever start a conga line? Picture it — a party's going, and one person grabs the hips of the person in front of them, who grabs the hips of the person in front of them, and suddenly there'
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Two guys confidently answering questions they know nothing about. Who was the first person to ever milk a cow? The first to ride a horse? The first to look at an egg and go, "yeah, I'm eating that"? You mail us the questions. We give you the answers — or at least the answers we've fully convinced ourselves are true. The Very First Podcast is an improv comedy show wearing a lab coat and pretending to be educational. No Googling. No fact-checking. No shame. Just two hosts confidently inventing the origin of literally everything, powered entirely by listener-submitted "who did it first?" questions and whatever nonsense we claim to know. Episodes are short, fast, and a little feral — 15 to 20 minutes of pure chaos that's been described as a fever dream you can subscribe to. History has never been this wrong.
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Who was the very first person to ever start a conga line? Picture it — a party's going, and one person grabs the hips of the person in front of them, who grabs the hips of the person in front of them, and suddenly there'
Who was the very first person to ever put on clown makeup? Picture it — somebody woke up one day, painted their entire face white, added a big red nose, drew on a giant smile, and decided "yes, this is how I help people
Who was the very first person to ever ride a horse? Some lunatic looked at a giant, powerful animal that could absolutely kill them and went "I'm gonna climb on its back and see what happens." No saddle. No reins. No pla
Who was the very first person to ever milk a cow? Think about it — somebody looked at a giant animal, spotted the dangly bits underneath, and decided "I'm gonna squeeze those and drink whatever comes out." That's a wild
Who was the very first person to ever stand up and go "OK OK — I'M IN CHARGE HERE"? Think about it: at some point in a group of equally clueless cavemen, one guy decided he was the boss. Nobody elected him. Nobody asked.
Who was the very first person to ever dance? At some point a human heard a rhythm — a drumbeat, a bird, their own heartbeat — and just started moving. No steps. No training. No idea if it looked good. Just a body wigglin
Who was the very first person to ever get a haircut? Some shaggy caveman's hair got long enough to be a real problem, and somebody — maybe him, maybe a "friend" — grabbed the sharpest rock around and went "hold still." N
Who was the very first person to ever start an ant farm? Some absolute weirdo looked at the tiny bugs marching across his floor and thought "you know what? I'm gonna trap a bunch of you in a box and just... watch." Not e
Who was the very first gym bro? The first person to pick up a heavy rock, put it back down, pick it up again, and go "yeah, I'm gonna do that a few more times for some reason"? Did they hit a pump? Did they have a workou
Who was the very first person to ever give birth? Like... the first one? Was there a manual? Did anyone know what was happening? We sure don't, and we didn't look it up. This week we trace the origins of squeezing out a
Who was the very first person to ever wear pants? Buckle up, because we're ending season one the only way we know how — by screaming about leg tubes. Picture some chilly, bare-legged ancestor staring down at the two perf
Who was the first person to ever smoke weed? Some caveman? A bored farmer? A goat that ate the wrong plant and a guy took notes? We don't know, and we didn't look it up. This week we hunt for patient zero of getting high
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