
The Final Roardown
Well, here it is: this season's final episode, posted way late, but who gives a fuck? Yes, the Roar beat the Care Bears in the season's final game--a game we didn't even bother to pod about--but we can all agree that thi

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ROAR!The Roargasm! is a podcast about, you guessed it, The Detroit Lions!More specifically, this is a show about being a Detroit Lions die hard fan.Every week during the season, Dean Blandino, Impossible Lomas, and Uncle Brother discuss the state of Roar Nation and react to the latest game. We recite a new Lions prayer. We read from The Book of Jared. We perform musical tributes to the Honolulu Silver and Blue. We try not to suck massive donkey balls. And we generally go completely nuts.Join us, Lions Nation, as we roar ahead to victory!
The Roargasm! hosts The Roargasm: A Detroit Lions Podcast, a sports show with 103 episodes published.

Well, here it is: this season's final episode, posted way late, but who gives a fuck? Yes, the Roar beat the Care Bears in the season's final game--a game we didn't even bother to pod about--but we can all agree that thi

We're back, bitches! Once again without Deano (still in eretz Yisroel), Uncle Brother and Lomas hold forth. UB opens with a delightful Roar parody song to the tune of Feelin' Groovy by, who else, Simon and Roarfunkle! Lo

Another Thanksgiving day loss. To the fucking Pecklers. At home. The season seems kinda lost, doesn't it? That's what Uncle Brother and Lomas discuss, minus Deano, who's in the Holy Land with Lady Deano, aka Stargazer. W

What can we say? Deano and Lomas pod together from the D suburbs. Uncle Bruv watched only the last moments of the game plus overtime. And we agree that while a win is always good, the Roar look to be in serious trouble o

The Roargasm crew is back in full force to mourn the Lion's pathetic showing against the Sheaguls. Was this just one of those games on the road against the best D in the league? Or did it expose the Roar as a very good b

I, Impossible Lomas, was not present for the recording of this episode, and I haven't listened to it yet, so I have no idea what kind of nonsense Uncle Brother and Deano got into. But rest assured it's silly and dead ser

The Roar got outplayed, out-coached, and out-muscled, at home, by a team with a rookie QB. Are we flashing back to 2014? No, unfortunately. We're talking about right now. A few silver linings in what was otherwise a dark

Ever heard of Erick Hallett? Arthur Maulet? Tyrus fucking Wheat? Neither have we. Neither has anyone! And yet these unheralded, 5th, 6th, and 7th string guys stepped up and balled out, anchoring a Roar defense that held

No roaring today, friends. For we have been laid low by a resurgent Queefs squad, whose demise was exaggerated. Mahomes was Mahomes. Bro can play QB. Our fucked up secondary, featuring guys we have never seen before, had

This delightful episode begins with Uncle Brother and Deano mercilessly ripping into Lomas for being 30 minutes late to start the recording. Never mind that Lomas was on a call with a very important client! Never you min

The most interesting thing about this mostly pedestrian win was Lomas once again predicting almost the exact score! The Browns D is as good as advertised, and Myles Garett is a beast. But no matter. The Lions did what th

Due to Rosh Hashanah (the least partying New Year of all New Years), we're a bit late to the game with this episode ... But holy roaring! What an incredible victory! Most of this episode is a blur, but we (of course) rev

The Roar has been restored! All it took was a 50+ ass whipping of the hapless Care Bears, who are in serious trouble if yet another QB ends up sucking you know what. Donkey balls. Just in case you didn't know. Deano rega

In this shockingly short episode (less than an hour!) we grudgingly attempt to suss out what the fuck happened in Green Bay. We open with a much needed return to the Serenity Prayer, followed by a sad, depressing, haples

Welcome to the 7th (!) season of The Roargasm! In this pre-season episode we go completely off the rails. Lomas gives Deano and Uncle Brother permission to kill him if, in old age, he shows signs of dementia. Which gives

As you might notice, I couldn't bring myself to include the score in this episode's title. If you're reading this, you know what happened. No need to agitate the wound. We open the final episode of a once-glorious season

Yes, it's a bye week, but The Roargasm never rests! We gather the Supreme Roar Council to review the wildcard games and look ahead to destroying the Cockmanders/Cuckmanderes/Commodore 64s this Saturday eve. We reckon tha

ROARRRRR! WE ARE KING IN THE NORTH! This jubilant and chaotic episode has it all: The one and only Fantetti beaming in from the Northwest Deano joining from the holy city of Jerusalem! And a full 2 hours of roarection-in

With Deano in the Holy Land, we are graced by the presence of Air Low AND the newly dubbed Hairestotle, aka Lil Air, whose flowing locks are indeed a sight to behold. We begin with a newly revealed chapter of The Book of

Ben Johnson is a goddman wizard. Chaotic neutral. His powers of creative deception are off the charts. In fact, there is no chart when it comes to this man's bag of tricks. We spend a good chunk of this pod marveling at
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