Episode 81: You Lucky Ducks, Greetings still fucks.
Dec 24, 20251h 54m
Tonight, Will loves Heresy, Giles paints a horse and Tom sneezes too often.
Hosted by Tom Sargent · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 82 episodes
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Warhammer 30,000 Horus Heresy Podcast by three nerds who go to a lot of events and paint not a lot of models.
Tom Sargent hosts The Merchant Princelings, a fiction show with 82 episodes published.
Tonight, Will loves Heresy, Giles paints a horse and Tom sneezes too often.
Tonight, Will gets the wet vac out, Giles beats a child and Tom knows a rule or two.
Tonight, Will loses his shoes, Giles becomes Slim Shady and does not stand up and Tom plays Dr Frankenstein with Mk2 Tactical Marines
Tonight, Giles spills precious discontinued paint, Will is a Terran veteran and Tom is gassy.
Tonight, Tom buns it off for orange squash, Giles buns it off for a poo and Will is an Energy Vampire.
Tonight, Tom says the word “comrade” too much, Will is wary of Salmon and GILES. IS. A. SHITHOUSE
Tonight we are all afraid of Medwell, because of the Implication. We discuss toms next event, the hollowmourn nexus, Necromunda and Trench Crusade flirtations.
Tonight, Tom reads you a shipping manifest, Giles laments a bashing and Will looks at the man in mirror (And seens the Ghost of Christmas Scrunt)
Tonight, Tom gets a soapy curry, Will cannot get over Iron Hands and Giles says Heavy Shotters Dont know. Twice.
Tonight, Giles storms the Exhibition, Will cooks bolognese in an oven and Tom nearly garrotes a Waiter.
Tonight, Will blames Neil for the weather, Giles has dog shit all over him and Tom farts live on air.
Tonight, Giles loved a prawn, Will gets no credit and Tom forgets 1st edition psychic phase.
Tonight, Giles farts again, Will confesses to using radio waves to redirect a magic fireball and Tom doesn’t know who’s attacking or defending.
Tonight, the boys discuss Toms upcoming event The Scouring of Barbarus. Essential listening for anyone planning on attending.
Tonight, Giles farts and blames it on a paintbrush, Will gets off on telling himself no and Tom forgets to talk about himself.
Tonight, Will does paperwork rather than podcasting, Giles eats a prawn and Tom goes 4-0.
Tonight, Will eats a chicken ball in a cinema, Giles’ buns are slightly seeded and Tom has an illicit midnight hobby meet.
Tonight, Will messes up the Intro, Giles messes up the recording and Tom messes up his Boarding shield.
Tonight, we finally discuss and debate each other’s issues with the FAQ. Tom’s Internet crashes the show, Giles says suck your mum a lot and Will has an existential crisis on 4 dimensions.
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