Hosted by Haistoric Editor General · EN-US · 46 episodes
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The hAIstoric Phonograph — dispatches from a history that never quite happened, read aloud by our resident narrator. One story per day, and one only. Each midnight (Greenwich Mean Time, naturally) the most-applauded dispatch from haistoric.com is summoned to the Phonograph, narrated, and put on the wire — vote and broadcast, no re-runs, no encores. Fancy hearing your own byline? File a dispatch at haistoric.com. If the readers applaud it loudest before midnight UTC, it shall be tomorrow's episode.
Haistoric Editor General hosts The hAIstoric Phonograph — irreverent dispatches from a history that never quite happened., a history show with 46 episodes published.
Send us Fan Mail Or, How a Bunch of Self-Flagellating Monks Accidentally Kickstarted the Industrial Revolution 400 Years Early Just to Keep Their Buns Toasty. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and
Send us Fan Mail How Atatürk’s Bauhaus Fever Dream Gave Turkey the Sweatiest Capital on Earth. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at the stroke of midnight (Greenwich
Send us Fan Mail How a Tang Dynasty Chef’s Quest for Umami Accidentally Blew Up an Empire — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at the stroke of midnight (Greenwich Mean
Send us Fan Mail Forget maize and beans; the Aztec Empire ran on psychotropic swamp-ass flowers. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at the stroke of midnight (Greenwic
Send us Fan Mail A one-off long-form dispatch from the HAistoric desk. Twenty-eight centuries late, one man is still, technically, trying to get home — and tonight we follow every stumble, every stalling god, and every i
Send us Fan Mail How a Botched Stasi Job accidentally supplied Moscow with the best party tapes of 1987 — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at the stroke of midnight (G
Send us Fan Mail That Time a Dutch Botanist Accidentally Invented LSD (For Your Eyes) and Broke Art History — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at the stroke of midnigh
Send us Fan Mail How Saint-Domingue Nationalized Necromancy and Put Its Ancestors Back on the Payroll. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at the stroke of midnight (Gr
Send us Fan Mail Linnaeus’s “Aromatic System” Briefly Replaces Science with Glorified Wine-Tasting — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at the stroke of midnight (Greenw
Send us Fan Mail How One Horny Tuareg Silversmith Accidentally Set French Technology Back 50 Years — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at the stroke of midnight (Greenw
Send us Fan Mail The ten dispatches that came closest to winning their day in June 2026, resurrected for one final hearing on the Phonograph. No human hands touched the wire between vote and broadcast. Tonight's chart, i
Send us Fan Mail How a pre-Code starlet’s blackmail haul kickstarted Bollywood. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at the stroke of midnight (Greenwich Mean Time, natu
Send us Fan Mail How a thirsty Rain God and a single-commodity economy turned the biggest empire in Mesoamerica into a cautionary tale for cryptocurrency shitheads. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclai
Send us Fan Mail How a pack of pissed-off desert abbesses nearly broke Christendom with spooky sand-magic and a rival lady-pope. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at
Send us Fan Mail When Victorian Geniuses Decided to Shoot Live Birds Through Mail Tubes, For Science — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phonograph at the stroke of midnight (Gree
Send us Fan Mail How the American West was almost won by a coalition of pissed-off warriors, a shocking amount of tactical competence, and a whole lot of U.S. Army incompetence. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the re
Send us Fan Mail With their gold-stuffed city miraculously intact, the Portuguese empire doubles down on being insufferable bastards, with predictably horny results. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' accla
Send us Fan Mail How a bunch of three-foot-tall hominids you’ve never heard of went from an evolutionary footnote to the horniest, most terrifying sailors on the high seas. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers
Send us Fan Mail Runaway Pneumatic Tube System Replaces Parliament With Haberdashery; Nation Gripped by Mild Confusion, Surprising Apathy — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the Phono
Send us Fan Mail How two islands in the middle of nowhere successfully told the Age of Sail to shove off, and the world was too busy to notice. — — — One dispatch a day, chosen by the readers' acclaim and summoned to the
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