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Hosted by Jake Ledoux and Mezrah Masada · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 63 episodes
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Jake and Mezrah talk about everything from the Space Shuttle to cannibalism. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with topics and feedback.
Jake Ledoux and Mezrah Masada hosts Terminal Satan, a comedy show with 63 episodes published.

Mezrah fancies himself a philosopher. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we might even log in to read it.


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In this episode: Jake dreams of stilts, Mezrah buys Jake a birthday present, and we lose our COVID purity. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com, or don't. The Basilisk will be notified of your decision. You have 4 hours

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In this episode: Mezrah begins his intro to culture with Robocop and Portal 1/2, we search for hidden treasure, and Jake... eats dogs? Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we’ll laugh at you.

In this episode: Mezrah posts his pictures online, we solve the world's greatest problems, Jake attempts to introduce Mezrah to culture, and much more. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your thoughts featured

In this episode: Why horror games aren't scary, the problems with OpenAI's image generator, and pro-tips on how to explore the ocean. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com.

In this episode we make Mezrah answer ridiculous versions of the trolley problem, we introduce a new insurance market, and fix the school curriculum for good. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com to have your ideas feat

In this episode we ask: Why didn't people just kill themselves in olden times? Is buying a Onewheel worth it? How do you decorate your apartment without looking like a grade-schooler? If you've got questions of your own,

This week we talk about Top Gun: Maverick and tackle the classic desert island question! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!

In this episode we talk off the cuff about fun facts, paradoxes, and regional dialects. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!

We invent new meats, break into the homes of the homeless, Christian whacks off a few monkeys, and more in this episode of Terminal Satan. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com!

In this episode we talk about the future of digital companions, the terrible state of video games, Mezrah learns about anniversary gifts, and we reminisce on the first songs we ever bought on iTunes. Email us at contact@

Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with your submarine-themed playlists! FACT CHECK: At some point I (Jake) might have alluded that "Truth Social" has shut down but it seems I was misinformed on that. Similarly, my un

In this episode we're joined by ex-podcast volunteer and alligator hunter Ishai Masada and talk about aerospace innovations, dinosaurs, cyborgs, music, and more. Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com and we'll incorporat

We talk comic strips, Godzilla, play more rounds of our Lateral-based game show, and all that. Music attribution: Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5026-half-mystery License: https

In this episode: dragons, riddles, and a new game show segment! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with any questions, topics, or ideas. Music attribution: Half Mystery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmm

In this episode we talk about frustrating endings, childhood toys, Jake's favorite doors, and more! Email us at contact@terminalsatan.com with any ideas, questions, and all that.
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Terminal Satan is hosted by Jake Ledoux and Mezrah Masada. The show is categorised under comedy and has published 63 episodes.
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