Snacks and Sarcasm

<p>Ever been woken up at 3 a.m. by a tiny child silently staring at you in the dark?Terrifying.</p><p>This week I’m running on very little sleep thanks to nightmares, nighttime parenting, and the general chaos of kids’...

<p>This week’s episode is about confidence — specifically, the kind that exists without supporting skills.</p><p>If you’ve ever confidently made the wrong decision and committed fully anyway… you’re in good...

<p>Fair warning: today I need to vent. The funny kind of venting, not the therapy kind. We're talking about Valentine's Day somehow making me feel things against my will, going back to yoga KNOWING FULL WELL what was...

<p>Valentine’s Day: a holiday that started with martyrs, fertility festivals, and jailhouse notes - and somehow ended with me hot-gluing cardboard animals for my kids. Join me as I rant, ramble, and reluctantly admit…...

<p>You know that fight or flight response? Mine's more of an 'oh yeah? WATCH ME' response. And it's gotten me into some... situations. I have a long history of accepting dumb dares. Today we're talking about being...

<p>I went to Topgolf feeling cute and confident… only to realize I was wearing two completely different shoes. One of them wasn’t even mine.<br>Naturally, my twins saw this as an opportunity and committed to mocking me...

<p>Ever tried yoga, only to realize your body has a different agenda than your soul? From free classes that tried to fix my posture, to accidentally going into labor during a Mommy & Me session, this episode is a...

<p>New year, new resolutions, same chaos.</p><p>This week’s episode covers a shiny new microphone that absolutely refused to cooperate, the absurd origins of New Year’s resolutions, and why we all confidently lie to...

<p>I almost died from my Christmas tree (pine allergy), I can't drink regular eggnog (dairy allergy), and yet here I am trying to celebrate the holidays like a normal person. Spoiler: it's not going well. Join me for...

<p>Episode 13 is here, which already feels like a risk — so naturally we’re talking superstitions.</p><p><br /></p><p>From lucky charms and unlucky moments, black cats, spilled salt, and why some people walk around like...

<p>I went to a Christmas parade fully expecting Hallmark magic… and instead got a fleet of VW bugs. Add a drone show that included a snowman, a tree, and… a man on the moon? Sure. Why not.</p><p>Come laugh with me as I...

<p>A dramatic medical scare? A doctor calling me a leper? A Thanksgiving dinner replaced with pizza ? Yep… still somehow the best holiday ever.</p><p><br>I’m talking gratitude, chaos, and a dash of things I'm thankful...

<p>Look at us… double digits! 🎉<br />This week I’m breaking down the five things I’ve learned in ten episodes—because yes, ten lessons would’ve made sense, and no, my brain did not deliver that.<br />We’re talking tech...

<p>They say behind every great woman is a supportive sidekick... unless you’re me. Then your sidekick is your sister, laughing while you’re stuck in a children’s train, pants halfway down, and rethinking your life...

<p>You ever think you’re a gardener—until you realize your yard work “helping” was actually just talking while someone else did all the work? Same. This week, I dig (literally) into my not-so-green thumb, my dramatic...