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Never Mind The Baldness, Here’s Paddy and Lou

Hosted by Hosted by Paddy Nicholls and Louis Beckett. Produced by Paddy Nicholls. · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 9 episodes

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About this podcast

Welcome to the 'Never Mind The Baldness, Here's Paddy and Lou' podcast! Hosted by North Mancunians Paddy Nicholls (Film & Theatre Writer-Director/Community Organiser) and Lou Beckett (Multi-disciplinary Artist/Owner of Annie’s Tearoom). To sum up: It's two knobs, talking b*ll*cks. After their initial podcast 'Have I Got News For Lou' where the two bickered like w*nky kids, the new ideas began to be dreamt up and now *DRUM ROLL* from the ashes of ‘Have I Got News For Lou’ rises ‘Never Mind The Baldness’: a random selection of bizarre features conjured up by the two to help stave off the boredom as they dwindle a couple of hours away catching-up as they do…As well as the usual, enjoy parts of the show such as ‘When In Rome’, 'The Gospel According To Lou', 'The Bald of Fame' and ‘Guantanamo Bay Beats’ (Desert Island Discs, but less pleasant) – what more could you ask for? (apart from…A LOT MORE…) See you next Tuesday... </sp

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Hosted by Paddy Nicholls and Louis Beckett. Produced by Paddy Nicholls. hosts Never Mind The Baldness, Here’s Paddy and Lou, a comedy show with 9 episodes published.

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"Roll over, Mr. Pancake!" (SERIES 1, EPISODE 5)

Dec 24, 202536mEp. 7S1

Here we go…the very long overdue Episode 5 of Series 1! The lads discuss one of the most bizarre arrest videos out there on YouTube (shoutout to the amazing EWU Bodycam YouTube Channel), Lou’s trip to Lytham, and Lou’s b

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A Lesson in 'Louis Love' (SERIES 1, EPISODE 4: PART 2)

Oct 29, 202545mEp. 6S1

Series 1, Episode 4, Part 2 This one gets ridiculous quite quickly… After inducting Kojak into the 'Bald of Fame' in Part 1, ‘The Gospel According to Lou’ really ramps up a gear with the lads discussing other tyrants and

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“KOJAK WOULD BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF COLUMBO!” (Part 1)

Oct 20, 202539mEp. 5S1

Another 2-parter (aren’t you so freakin’ lucky?!!), this being Series 1 - Episode 4, Part 1. We witness the opening of ‘The Bald of Fame’ with Lou inducting our first shiny-headed hero, Lou disappoints Paddy with a quest

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BONUS EPISODE: "Two Lovely Plums"

Oct 13, 202516mS1

Feeling guilty about Paddy being ill (and unable to record the last full episode) and both being on Holiday after, the two decided to record another short bonus episode a few days ago to keep you from shedding too many t

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"AND ON THE FIRST DAY, LOU CREATED...." (Part 2)

Sep 25, 202531mEp. 4S1

Part 2 of the episode ‘And On The First Day, Lou Created…’ finishes off where the 2 left off in discussing the beginning of Lou’s religion/cult (inconclusively called either ‘Beckettism’ or ‘Beckettology'). The ‘When In

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"AND ON THE FIRST DAY, LOU CREATED...." (Part 1)

Sep 16, 202545mEp. 3S1

Part 1 of this special double-episode sees the lads discussing the joys of getting unknowingly caught in the midst of Chinese patriotism, ‘Guantanamo Bay Beats’ throws up some genuinely poignant conversations, before the

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"We Don't Talk About It": Bother In Belgrade

Sep 2, 202554mEp. 2S1

The lads catch-up from the previous week about another unfortunate interaction in the Pub, the new ‘Hate the Show’ feature kicks off with an almighty bang and a trip to Belgrade throws up some surprising events in ‘When

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BONUS SHORT EPISODE: We Introduce Ourselves (AGAIN...Because We Did A Sh*t Job Explaining Who We Are Last Week)

Aug 26, 202512mS1

Paddy and Lou introduce themselves (only slightly) better than they did at the beginning of last week's first show, as well as explaining a few parts of the podcast like the new 'Hate the Show' feature. Each episode will

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The Boys Are Back In (Guantanamo) Town

Aug 19, 20251h 8mEp. 1S1

The lads reintroduce themselves to the World after the issues with the 'Have I Got News For Lou' podcast with a brand new one and give the new format a go, despite Lou’s reservations about how well the features Paddy has

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Never Mind The Baldness, Here’s Paddy and Lou is hosted by Hosted by Paddy Nicholls and Louis Beckett. Produced by Paddy Nicholls.. The show is categorised under comedy (society) and has published 9 episodes.

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