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Matthew, Mark, News and John

Hosted by Matthew, Mark, News and John · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 9 episodes

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Episodes
9
Last ep.
9 days ago
Avg length
69m
Booking Probability™
28
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Listen Score
14
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Virality (30d)
46
Steady cadence.

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About this podcast

Matthew, Mark, News and John - the show where real dudes read news. We look at the weird news, the random and offbeat news from all around the world, the internet and your neighbourhood.Got a story for us? Get it into us MMNJPod@gmail.com and we'll make you podcast famous!

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About the host

Matthew, Mark, News and John hosts Matthew, Mark, News and John, a comedy show with 9 episodes published.

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Episode #009 - The Children of the Claw

Mar 18, 20261h 15mEp. 9S1

This week Mark reveals that his only interaction with another human being in a week didn't go very well and John has more sandwich notions. We also have stories about children getting stuck in claw machines, weed and cas

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Episode #008 - Is a Dolmio sandwich "boy kibble"?

Mar 11, 20261h 14mEp. 8S1

This week John makes us his comfort meal of a Dolmio toasted sandwich and as much as we want to give him shit about it, it turns out that "boy kibble" is a thing. We also have stories about Wrestling Speed Dating, Mastur

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Episode #007 - The Rocky Road to Social Justice

Mar 4, 20261h 10mEp. 7S1

This week we have stories all about an influencer live streaming his partner giving birth, AI pants that count your farts, rotisserie chicken fight club, a fake kidnapping and no more butt plugs for the US Department of

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Episode #006 - Nursing Home Fight Club

Feb 25, 20261h 15mEp. 6S1

This week we have stories all about a Japanese man who had his penis removed to serve it to 5 people for dinner, a booby trapped drug dealer's houses, and a fight club organsied by terrible staff at a nursing home! These

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Episode #005 - Incest by proxy

Feb 18, 202646mEp. 5S1

This week we've got stories about terrorising turkeys, weird shoplifting lists, dating twins at the same time and more! Time stamps: 00:00 - Intro, hellos, printers and fighting human sized fish. 07:25 - Weekly Weird Wup

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Episode #004 - A Bidet in the life

Feb 11, 20261h 1mEp. 4S1

Send us a voice note ⁠⁠with your stories, feedback or shoutouts and take part in the poll below! This week we've got stories about billionaires who obviously have more money than sense, (and Matt shares a personal penis

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Episode #003 - When is it scrotum?

Feb 3, 20261h 11mEp. 3S1

Send us a voice note ⁠with your stories, feedback or shoutouts! We start off with listener feedback from the last episode, and somehow end up asking if we stand up or sit down to wipe ourselves! (With a poll below for yo

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Episode #002 - Trap my Bishop

Jan 27, 20261h 29mEp. 2S1

Send us a voice note with your stories, feedback or shoutouts! Economies preparing for Alien invasions, Irish words and phrases that have made it into the Oxford dictionary, and a woman who nearly got cremated but woke u

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Episode #001 - Can't park there, mate.

Jan 18, 202650mEp. 1S1

The pilot episode of our show. Rough in every sense! But we've got stories about MRI's, James Taylor getting arrested and a man stealing the bus that didn't show up to bring him home! Thanks so much for listening, liking

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Age
18-44
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Topics covered

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Matthew, Mark, News and John is hosted by Matthew, Mark, News and John. The show is categorised under comedy and has published 9 episodes.

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Matthew, Mark, News and John has published 9 episodes.

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Episodes of Matthew, Mark, News and John average 69 minutes, giving guests a long-form format with plenty of time to expand on their expertise.

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