The Safety Cage
Apr 1, 20262mEp. 32
It's for your SAFETY! But I was safe OUTSIDE the cage! A cage is a cage, even if you call it safe. Liberty Pirates don't trade freedom for fake safety!
Hosted by LIBERTY PIRATES · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 63 episodes
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Pirate adventures teaching kids anarcho-capitalism.Fun stories and liberty lessons.Ahoy, freedom!
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It's for your SAFETY! But I was safe OUTSIDE the cage! A cage is a cage, even if you call it safe. Liberty Pirates don't trade freedom for fake safety!
Pay me or bad things happen! But wait—there were NO bad things until HE showed up. HE'S the bad thing! Liberty Pirates see through the Protection Trick!
Gold star for obeying. Trouble for thinking. But who decides what's "good"? The captain! Liberty Pirates don't trade their brains for stickers!
EMERGENCY! Give me power! I'll give it back when it's over! But who decides when it's over? HIM. And spoiler: it's never over. Liberty Pirates don't give up freedom for fake scares!
Red hat vs blue hat—but it's the SAME captain! Pirates fight over hats while HE does whatever he wants. Watch the captain, not the costume!
Borrow 1 coin, owe 2 back? That's not help—that's a TRAP! Now you're working for HIM. Liberty Pirates don't owe anybody!
Harry is SO tired from endless tasks he can't even THINK! Maybe that's the point—a busy pirate doesn't ask questions. Liberty Pirates make time to rest their brains!
Harry was just looking at the stars—not hurting anyone! But the bell rang and now he HAS to go inside. Why? "Because I said so!" isn't a real reason. Liberty Pirates question bossy bells!
Ahoy, crew! I grew apples! In MY garden! With MY seeds and MY water. Now I wanna sell them for 3 coins each! Sounds fair! You did all the work! But a captain came over and said: "You can't charge 3 coins. I say apples co
Ahoy, crew! Captain Fancy crashed his big fancy ship! He was sailing too fast and not paying attention! Yikes. Is he okay? Yeah. But his ship is sinking! And guess what he said? "Everyone has to give me coins to fix MY s
Ahoy, crew! I have extra fish! My friend Lily has extra apples! We're gonna trade! Nice! Fair trade, everyone wins! But WAIT. A captain walked up and said: "You can't trade with each other. You have to trade through ME."
Ahoy, crew! Salty Sam told a HUGE lie today. He said there's a MONSTER under the ship! Everyone freaked out! Is there a monster? NO! I looked! Nothing there! So why did everyone believe him? It was SO big and crazy—nobod
Ahoy, crew! A fancy pirate came to our ship. Everyone called him "The Expert." He said eating coconuts is BAD for you! Did he say WHY? He said "Trust me, I'm an expert!" But who PAID this expert to come talk? Captain Ban
Ahoy, crew! I was reading a story about the old days. It said Captain Goldbeard was a HERO! He saved everyone! But wait—who wrote that story? Captain Goldbeard's friends! There it is—The History Book Trick! Who writes th
Ahoy, crew! I was walking on the beach and I found something! A beautiful shiny shell! Nobody was there. Nobody owned it. I FOUND it! It's mine! Finders keepers! But then a captain walked over and said: "Give that to me.
Ahoy, crew! Something bad is happening with my best friend Finn. The captain pulled me aside and said: "Harry, I want you to watch Finn. If he does ANYTHING bad, come tell me. You'll get a treat!" Now I feel icky. Finn i
Ahoy, crew! The captain made a rule. "NO COOKIES AFTER LUNCH!" So I didn't eat any. I really wanted one. But rules are rules! But THEN I saw the captain in the kitchen eating a COOKIE! After lunch! HIS rule! HE broke it!
Ahoy, crew! Something bad happened. My friends Jack and Lily were BEST friends yesterday. Now they're fighting! What happened?! The Fighting Trick! Salty Sam told Jack: "Lily said you're a smelly poopyhead!" Then he told
Ahoy, crew! Guess what? I made LEMONADE! Yummy, cold, delicious lemonade! I'm gonna sell cups to my friends! But wait—here comes trouble. A bossy captain says: "STOP! You can't sell that! You don't have PERMISSION!" Perm
Ahoy, crew! Something weird is happening. Last year ONE gold coin bought TEN apples. This year? FIVE apples. The apples didn't change—so what happened to my gold?! You got hit by the SHRINKING GOLD TRICK! It's not the SI
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