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Hosted by Joe Fernandes · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 42 episodes
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Joe Fernandes & Emily Paige bring you their new podcast where they will tell stories, read stories, and make up stories. Please subscribe! You can email us any stories to ifyoutoldme@gmail.com
Joe Fernandes hosts If You Would’ve Told Me, a comedy show with 42 episodes published.
Season 2 Finale! Joe and Emily wrap up another season by looking back on the podcast, talking summer vacations, Wildwood, Maine, lobster rolls, and what Season 3 might have in store. Then things get weird... ✈️ A flight
This week, we're catching up after a busy couple of weeks before diving into one of the strangest stories we've ever discussed—a woman who married a chandelier. From bizarre relationships and wedding "rules" to cheating
This week we're talking fitness, birthday cake, creepy exes, and some of the wildest dating stories we've ever heard. Emily starts a new boot camp, Joe discovers the perfect birthday cake recommendation, and then things
Joe is back from Atlantis with stories about dolphins, lazy rivers, snorkeling adventures, and resort prices that should probably require a second mortgage. Emily plans a series of "Mommy-Ava" getaways while both hosts d
Joe and Emily spiral through high school memories, TikTok trends, book obsessions, and whether a great ending can save a mediocre novel. They debate face tattoos in the workplace, mourn the death of Blockbuster nights, t
In this episode, Joe and Emily react to being called “ableist” over their audiobook take—and try to figure out how the internet heard something they definitely didn’t say. From there, things spiral (as usual) into a heat
We dive into some of the most unhinged news stories we’ve ever covered. From a woman getting revenge on her ex by signing him up for 88 marathons, to the discovery of cocaine in sharks, to a Florida woman declaring herse
This week, we accidentally turned into a book club… and then immediately spiraled into chaos. Joe and Emily catch up after a short break, talk birthdays, and realize they both set the same goal to read 12 books this year
This episode starts with a ridiculous “scream with no air” challenge and somehow turns into a deep dive on anxiety, panic attacks, creativity, spirituality, and whether we actually create our thoughts — or just receive t
This week on If You Would’ve Told Me, we dive into the Super Bowl halftime show that had everyone talking — Bad Bunny! 🐰 From the viral memes, internet outrage, and political hot takes to flags, cultural pride, and repr
This episode starts with cantaloupe hate and somehow ends with a woman marrying AI — and honestly, it all makes sense by the end. Joe and Emily riff on edible arrangements, candy nostalgia, and disastrous movie-theater f
This week, Joe and Emily do what they do best: start recording before they realize they’re recording and let the conversation go wherever it wants. They debate coffee vs tea, spiral over why drip coffee is disappearing,
Happy 2026! We’re back for the first episode of the year, and we’re getting intentional. We dive deep into the fine line between Anxiety vs. Intuition—discussing therapy breakthroughs, why journaling streaks are overrate
We’re back from a short break and things get weird fast. We talk weird food (including deer heart and peanut butter crimes), anxiety coping habits, trusting your gut, and why “that’s just who I am” isn’t an excuse for ba
This week, Joe and Emily dive into the wild world of modern slang — from Gen Alpha kids shouting “6–7” for no reason to grown adults still saying “dope,” “fire,” and every phrase that instantly makes us feel forty years
We kick off with the strangest headline yet — Bananas in Pyjamas held for ransom by the Russian mafia — and somehow end up talking Scotland travel plans, ancient clan drama, surprise DNA results, and bald men getting kis
Things get weird fast in Episode 2! 🎉 Joe and Emily start off swapping stories about writing, poetry, and old photo albums… and somehow end up discussing poop-themed restaurants, modern-day plague cases, and rats that l
🎙️ Episode 1: “Easy There, Eagle Eyes” Season 2 kicks off with Joe and Emily catching up after summer break — and of course, the conversation goes everywhere. From the chaos of world headlines to the magic of aquariums,
It’s the Season 1 finale! Joe and Emily wrap up 23 episodes with a little bit of everything: Emily’s Iceland trip (trolls, puffins, and strict moss laws), a 400-year-old shark nicknamed Norma, and the bizarre story of a
Joe and Emily take a ChatGPT-fueled trip through what makes New Jersey famous. We debate accents, argue about skorts, and dive into the weirdest news stories - including dog pee drug tests, pole dancing military wives, a
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