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Chris and Des give their official goodbyes as they wrap on I’m Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today. We hope that we helped you cope with our weekly group therapy. Now it’s time to go do ! Thank you so much for being a par

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Welcome to I’m Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today, a conversational, culture-savvy podcast for folks trying to make sense of a world that has gone sideways. We’re here to unpack the issues that boggle our minds, all rooted in a little history, a little culture, a little humor, a little group therapy, and a little humility.
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Chris and Des give their official goodbyes as they wrap on I’m Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today. We hope that we helped you cope with our weekly group therapy. Now it’s time to go do ! Thank you so much for being a par

Everyone’s got a take — and Chris and Des are tired of hearing most of them. This week they unpack “Two Cent Nation”: the online archetypes who mistake a platform for expertise, from performative allies and Dunning-Kruge

A week ago, hating AI was a niche opinion. Now it’s the mood of the room — booed commencement speakers, data-center protests, even the Pope. Chris and Des name the new stigma, break down the four reasons the backlash ble

In the ‘youth in crises’ finale, Chris and Des hand the mic to two Gen-Zers — Julia Bevolo and Jayden Torres — and ask what it’s actually been like from March 2020 forward. COVID-disrupted college, Snapchat at 12, the lo

Part 2 of The Kids Are Not All Right traces youth in crisis through the digital era — the ’90s, 2000s, and 2010s. Chris and Des draw the line from 1992’s pickup-artist manuals and the heroin chic era to today’s incel for

Every generation gets a panic about its kids — and every generation’s panic looks deeply stupid in hindsight. In Part 1 of a new three-part series, Chris and Des trace how the modern “teenager” was even invented, then wa

The melting pot was supposed to be America’s most generous self-description. Turns out it’s one of our most carefully curated myths. In the finale of the Crumbling American Myths series, Chris and Des trace ‘melting pot’

Part 2 of our Crumbling American Myths series tackles the big one: American exceptionalism and the U.S. global brand. Chris and Des trace the arc from WWI creditors to post-WWII superpower to—as Chris puts it—“the Sears

The American Dream was supposed to be a promise: work hard, get ahead, retire happy. But what if it was always propaganda? In Episode 14, Chris and Des kick off a three-part miniseries on Crumbling American Myths by dism

A jury just ruled that Meta and YouTube were “deliberately built to be addictive.” Chris and Des have been waiting for this moment and it just happens that it landed the same week the analog revolution smacked Chris in t

If you’ve ever called someone a narcissist, been told you’re being gaslighted, or diagnosed yourself via TikTok, this one’s for you. Pop psychology has gone mainstream. Therapy terms flood our group chats, dating app bio

If you've ever voted for someone you didn't believe in because the alternative was worse, this one's for you. Harm reduction voting — the idea that you should support the lesser of two evils to prevent greater damage — h

If you've ever opened your phone and within 30 seconds gone from a bombed city to a Holiday ad to a dead child to your niece at a pumpkin patch, you already understand cognitive dissonance. You're just living it. In Epis

If you've ever wondered whether any of this is working — the marching, the sharing, the showing up — this episode is for you. Diana Rhodes has been organizing since before reproductive justice was funded, before harm red

If you've ever stared at your bank statement wondering when you subscribed to that — and whether you actually own anything anymore — this one's for you. Episode 8 breaks down the business model behind shrinkflation, algo

If you've ever felt guilty for still using Amazon/Apple/Netflix despite everything—this episode is group therapy. Chris and Des get uncomfortably honest about their own boycott failures, unpack why brand dependency is a

If you've ever wondered how we got to a place where grandmothers defend ICE killing protesters, business leaders stay silent on human rights violations, and empathy itself is called a "weakness"—this episode is your grou

If you've ever watched mainstream media soften authoritarian language and wondered if you're the only one noticing: You're not. This week we unpack "sanewashing": the practice of making insane statements and authoritaria

If you've ever wondered whether you're being paranoid or whether your survival instincts are finally kicking in—this episode is for you. Desiree predicted it at Thanksgiving 2024: "We're going to experience things we nev

Why did the media treat Ryan Coogler's box office hit "Sinners" with skepticism while breathlessly hyping Josh Safdie's "Marty Supreme"—which made a fraction of the money? We trace the disparate coverage back to one sour
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