Hosted by hazel thomas and lilah thomas · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 23 episodes
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diary of two sisters who can’t shut their mouths. hazel and lilah thomas spend every single second together and surprisingly still have hundreds of things to talk about. this podcast follows as they laugh, giggle, and boy cry about every aspect of life.
hazel thomas and lilah thomas hosts hey squirrels, a comedy show with 23 episodes published.
take a deep breath and join us for a peacefully hilarious squirrel meditation. this week you’ll travel through the mystical forest, eat acorns, swim with your sister, and even attended a princess themed “nut-luck”. p.s.
we’ve had a lot of eras, would you join the ticket master battle to see us on tour? this week is all about every single period of our history. join us as we talk about babyhood, star wars, separation anxiety, crazy games
have you ever been so obsessed you feel sick? we have! this week is all about new york city and our celebrity obsessions. join us as we talk about broadway, post concert depression, internet cleanses, and our favorite ra
do you ever look at your sister and just want to strangle her? this episode we are feeling irritable and ready to fight. join us as we talk about funny stories from our week, lilah’s pizza baby toy, hazel’s leg hair obse
we’re depressed and grieving. this week we are saying goodbye to our rights and our tiktok edits. join us as we talk (and sob) about tiktok “going dark”, susan b anthony, and trump taking office. p.s. kamala harris if yo
new year new me? drew starkey’s new hair agrees! after a long break we are finally back and ready to chitter! this week is all about new years aspirations (not resolutions) and a whole lot of catching up! join us we talk
we're holding a lot of space for the lyrics of defying gravity… well hazel is at least. this week is a plethora of “that’s really powerful” moments. join us as we gab about the way jonathan bailey says perfect, crying at
after a week of grieving we are back and better than ever. this week, left disappointed and angry after the results of the election, we are looking for something jolly and bright. welcome to our impossible christmas list
after the heartbreaking death of liam payne, were taking the time to reminisce on the years we spent loving one direction. if your not a fan this episode is not for you. join us as we talk about conspiracy theories, watt
today we did not talk less and smile more... we yapped for 45 minutes about the musical hamilton. this week is all about our founding fathers and mothers slaying boots down on stage. join us as we talk about arron burr's
*eagle noise* squirrels it is time to get your asses to the ballot box and vote! this week we are hyped up for a late night chat. join us as we talk about lilah's first week of senior year, ways to stop doom scrolling, a
hazel hated school... with an incredibly burning passion she has yet to find anywhere else. this week we talk all about that back to school feeling (horror) and everything that comes with it. join us as we gab about our
you. just. got. PUNK'D! this week we are feeling down in the dumps about our shitty summer and waiting for our saving grace (patrick dempsey) to show up out of the blue. join us as we rap gracie abrams lyrics, fret about
we are truly workin it, no really... we are ALWAYS at work. this week we gab all about summer, and this one is starting to sound really ratty. join us as we talk about our past flings sudden marriages, the lifelong addic
we've been hotties... from the day we were born to the day we walked into a justice store for the first time we were destined to be absolute divas. this week as we talk about y2k room makeovers, hots and nots, and the li
this week we are feeling like complete brats... join us as we talk about charli xcx, camp being an adjective, and the original spoiled girls of our generation. p.s. do you think hazels raspy voice is hot?
squirrels, have you ever tried to run a business? don't. this week we are having a little bit of a sister feud. join us as we talk about jealousy, DUI's, and our favorite color (justin beiber purple). p.s. do not cut sid
while trying to understand the meaning behind sabrina carpenders new song "please please please" this week we had quite a chuckle. join us as we unpack new songs, new books, and a whole lot of hate for lil huddy. if you
we're back! did you miss us? cause we missed you! this week we're playing catch-up, discussing beards and buzz cuts, and picking sides. do you know what y2k stands for? p.s. there are challengers spoilers in this episode
this week hazel, lilah, and their dog banjo have their listenng ears on. coachella and taylor swift's new album is all we can talk about. join us as we explain the complicated science behind how to make toast in a toaste
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