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Don't Tell the Kids

Hosted by Melanie Hunter & Siobhan Lee · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 14 episodes

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Episodes
14
Last ep.
10 days ago
Avg length
40m
Booking Probability™
27
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Listen Score
16
Niche reach.
Virality (30d)
45
Steady cadence.

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About this podcast

Two moms. Real life. Zero filters. The conversations we probably shouldn’t say out loud, but do anyway. Motherhood, identity, marriage, careers, and everything in between. No advice. No politics. Just honesty, and the chaos that comes with it.

comedy

About the host

Melanie Hunter & Siobhan Lee hosts Don't Tell the Kids, a comedy show with 14 episodes published.

Recent episodes

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Don't tell the kids... my gut knew before he told me

Jun 4, 202644m0

Okay, this one gets real. Mel and Siobhan start out somewhere lighter — Miami rain, cycle phases, sensual Sundays, and whether scheduling intimacy actually ruins the magic or just keeps it alive (jury's still out). And t

Don't tell the kids... all more powerful than we think

May 28, 202654m0

This one starts in the most ordinary place — kids and chores, the boys negotiating their way out of dishes, the rotting calamari Giacomo left in his fishing bag for a week, and the word "disappointed" and whether we shou

Don't tell the kids... psychedelics are medicine

May 21, 202621m0

Buckle up, this one goes places. Mel and Siobhan start out talking about how Siobhan is never going to be the organized, 4 a.m.-journaling type — and how living next to someone that disciplined can quietly make you feel

Don't tell the kids... our brains never shut off

May 14, 202645m0

If you've ever stood in the kitchen mentally running tomorrow's lunches, three carpools, and what's defrosting for dinner while your husband walks in and asks what you're thinking about... this one's for you. Siobhan and

Don't tell the kids... grandma used to scream

May 7, 202647m0

This episode, just like every other one, gets real. Siobhan and Mel sat down to talk about their moms — what they taught us about being women, what they didn't, and all the messy in-between stuff that we're still untangl

Don't Tell the Kids... We're Half-Baked Too

Apr 30, 202656m0

Okay mama, pour the coffee (or the wine, no judgment here) because this one's a ride. We're getting into ALL of it this week — like the fact that we're suddenly the moms holding the menu at arm's length and using our pho

Don’t tell the kids… we have no idea how to teach consent

Apr 23, 202629m0

This conversation started light… and then got real. Because once you actually think about consent today — not just the idea of it, but what it looks like with phones, Snapchat, alcohol, all of it… It’s not simple. It’s l

Don’t Tell the Kids… Your Vagina Isn’t Ruined (But You Might Pee When You Laugh)

Apr 16, 202644m0

Okay… this is your warning: do NOT play this one in the car with your kids 😂 We went there. Like really went there. It started with a very innocent question—does your vagina get ruined after kids?—and somehow turned int

Don’t tell the kids… we should be mortified

Apr 9, 202647m0

This episode starts with our most embarrassing moments… and somehow spirals into everything we weren’t planning to say. It’s raw, it’s unfiltered, and yes — there are parts we maybe should’ve kept to ourselves. But that’

Don’t tell the kids… we’re rethinking this whole gentle parenting thing

Apr 2, 202646m0

This one is for the moms who are quietly wondering… am I making this too easy for them? We get into one of those moments that hits way deeper than it should—your kid says “you can’t make me”… and suddenly you’re spiralin

Don’t Tell the Kids, They’re Allowed to Say Pussy

Mar 26, 202641m0

This episode goes everywhere moms of older kids know life suddenly starts to go: awkward questions, changing bodies, inappropriate song lyrics, sex talks you were not emotionally prepared to have, and the slow realizatio

Don’t Tell the Kids...We’re Figuring It Out Too

Mar 16, 202640m0

Why are we here? Honestly… because motherhood can be lonely, life can be a lot, and sometimes you just need one place where you can say the quiet part out loud. In this episode, we’re sharing the real reason we wanted to

Don't Tell the Kids...Sex is better in your 40's

Mar 12, 202638m0

Somehow, your 40s got terrible PR. All anyone seems to talk about is perimenopause, hot flashes, hormones going wild, and moms complaining about their kids. Like the minute you hit 40, life just becomes one long hormonal

Don't Tell the Kids...Friendships can be tricky and Foot Fetishes are Real

Mar 12, 202635m0

Friendships as an adult are… complicated. Not middle-school complicated. Not “she sat at another lunch table” complicated. More like real life, grown-up, navigating divorce, boundaries, busy kids, and limited social batt

Welcome to Don't Tell the Kids

Mar 9, 20261m0

This is the part where we introduce ourselves… which already feels a little uncomfortable. Don’t Tell the Kids is what happens when two moms sit down and say the things we’re probably not supposed to say out loud — about

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Audience demographics

Age
18-44
Consumer type
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Topics covered

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Who is the host of Don't Tell the Kids?

Don't Tell the Kids is hosted by Melanie Hunter & Siobhan Lee. The show is categorised under comedy and has published 14 episodes.

How many episodes does Don't Tell the Kids have?

Don't Tell the Kids has published 14 episodes.

What topics does Don't Tell the Kids cover?

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How long are Don't Tell the Kids episodes?

Episodes of Don't Tell the Kids average 40 minutes. a focused format where a clear narrative arc and tight preparation matter most.

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