Hosted by Alex R. · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 12 episodes
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What is the deal with people who think 7:50 a.m. is the time for a weekend recap? Don't Shxxt The Messenger is a 5-10 minute blast of pure, logic-driven rage. We’re exploring the absurdity of everyday life, the "Golden Retriever" energy of coworkers who clearly hate their families, and the social trespassing that happens when the sun isn't even fully up yet. I’m taking the hits so you don't have to. Subscribe, listen, and let’s vent together.
Alex R. hosts Don't Shxxt The Messenger, a comedy show with 12 episodes published.
Sales gets Maui; Support gets a 50-mile commute and desk-squats. 👑🤺 This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re deconstructing the Corporate Caste System. We’re calling out the diabolical pay gap between the 250k Sal
Show notesIs it a manager or a high-security prison guard in a quarter-zip fleece? 🚁🙄 This week, we’re deconstructing the Helicopter Manager. We’re roasting the "Death Stares" for having a 30-second human conversation and the ab
Show notesThey promised a "visionary family," but gave you a broken elevator and a spreadsheet. 🎭🚩 This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re exposing the three stages of the Corporate Catfish. We’re calling out the "Before"
Show notesThe reward for good work is just... more work. 📈🛑 This week, we’re hitting the Success Tax. We’re roasting the corporate paradox where hitting your $10M quota just earns you a 30% increase and a "Social Steve" who gets
Show notesIs it an All-Hands meeting or a hostage situation? 💻🏰 This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re deconstructing the total hypocrisy of the Virtual Ivory Tower. We’re calling out the VPs—looking at you, Steve—who lec
Show notesThe Community Lunch & The "Mandatory Fun" Buffet Is it a perk or a hostage situation? This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re roasting the Community Lunch. We’re calling out the absolute lie that eating lukewarm qu
Show notesSunday at 6:00 PM: The weekly funeral for your soul. ☁️⏳ This week, we’re deconstructing the Sunday Scaries. Why do we spend the last twelve hours of our "freedom" paralyzed by the dread of Monday morning? We’re hitting
Show notesIs it a workplace or a high school hallway? This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re deconstructing the Office Snitch. We’re calling out the "Teacher’s Pets" and self-appointed hall monitors who think it’s their civ
Show notesIs it a career or a birthday party for an eight-year-old? This week on Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re deconstructing the absolute scam that is "Employee Appreciation Week." We’re calling out the corporate gaslighting w
Show notesIs it an office or a royal court? This week, we’re deconstructing the Corporate Coronation. We’re calling out the coworkers who go from “this job sucks” on Friday to “how’s the yacht, sir?” on Monday morning. If you’re t
Show notesIs it a board meeting or a track meet? This week, we’re calling out the “Business-At-The-Neck, Gym-Teacher-At-The-Waist” crowd who think a tucked-in polo makes sweatpants "professional." We’re also diving into the "all-n
Show notesAre you an early bird or just an early burden? In the series premiere of Don’t Shxxt The Messenger, we’re deconstructing the “Office Golden Retrievers” who think 7:50 AM is the prime time to unleash a 4K weekend recap. I
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