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Hosted by Alani and Valeria · 🇺🇸 US · EN · 56 episodes
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Two girls giving opinions no one asked for. Some episodes get deep and others go off the deep end.
Alani and Valeria hosts Don't Quote Us with Al and Val, a comedy show with 56 episodes published.
It might be time to audit your friendships. In this episode of Audit August, we’re looking beyond how long you’ve been friends with someone and asking a harder question: How does this friendship actually make me feel? We
It’s Week 2 of Audit August, and we’re asking a question a lot of us have probably wondered at some point: Why are we so bad with money? The answer is a lot more complicated than “just make a budget.” This week, we’re au
Welcome to Audit August ! This month, we’re challenging ourselves, and all of you, to take an honest look at the areas of life that often run on autopilot. Instead of trying to become completely different people overnigh
Love Island is officially over, and we have a lot to say. In this week’s Group Chat Recap, we’re breaking down the Love Island finale, sharing our thoughts on the winners, the biggest moments of the season, and what we’l
Being a girl is expensive... and apparently, so is trying to buy a house. This week, we're having an honest conversation about our spending habits, the little purchases that add up, and how we're trying to be more intent
This week we’re getting honest about conflict...the kind that happens online, in friendships, and within ourselves as we get older. From arguing with strangers on Facebook to navigating disagreements with the people we l
We put our friendship to the test with We’re Not Really Strangers ; a game that’s all about honest conversations, unexpected questions, and seeing if two best friends really know each other. From laughing at our answers
Welcome to our first-ever video episode! After so many audio episodes, we finally turned the camera on...and honestly, this episode is exactly what you'd expect from us. We bounce between random stories, questionable opi
We're diving into the first few episodes of Love Island USA Season 8 and there is already plenty to unpack. From the initial couplings and surprise bombshell arrivals to early red flags, unexpected connections, and villa
In this episode, Al and Val tackle one of their biggest disagreements yet: marriage. Al isn’t convinced that a legal marriage is necessary for a happy, committed relationship, while Val dreams of the traditional wedding
This week on Group Chat Recap, we're diving into the chaos of Perfect Match, the never-ending lore of Vanderpump Rules, and naming the top 10 states with the most singles. We break down reality TV drama, talk about cast
We've never been more connected...so why do so many people still feel lonely? In this episode, we're talking about the growing loneliness epidemic, how social media may be affecting real human connection, and why making
This week, we’re talking about something SO many people are questioning right now: Do we actually have ADHD… or are we just completely overstimulated? We get into doom scrolling, constant notifications, zoning out, execu
We’re more self-aware than ever… so why do we still feel anxious, overwhelmed, and stuck? In this episode, we unpack the darker side of self-awareness, therapy culture, and constant self-improvement. From TikTok diagnose
April felt weirdly quiet… so we had to ask, where did all the gossip go? In this episode, we’re breaking down everything that did happen this month, from Coachella moments and influencer chaos to our thoughts on Vanderpu
Why do pet peeves trigger you so much? In this episode, we get into the psychology behind pet peeves, emotional triggers, and why small things can create such big reactions. We talk about everyday annoyances like people
Ever wonder what the right questions can reveal about someone? In this episode, we answer deep questions from the Let’s Get Deep card game, and things get personal fast . From random tangents to real-life stories, we ope
You’re not that busy… you just don’t want to sit with yourself. We love to say we’re “busy”… but what if it’s not productivity but actually, it’s avoidance? In this episode, we talk about the uncomfortable truth behind s
In this episode, we’re getting into how much our social media algorithms are actually influencing us… and whether we’re slowly becoming them. From TikTok shaping our thoughts, opinions, and even our personalities, to rea
In this week’s Group Chat Recap, we’re breaking down everything from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 4, including our thoughts on the drama, relationships, and why everyone is talking about Layla and body image. We a
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Don't Quote Us with Al and Val is hosted by Alani and Valeria. The show is categorised under comedy and has published 56 episodes.
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