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Don’t Feed The Animals
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Don’t Feed The Animals

Hosted by James Valentin · EN · 100 episodes

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5
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Episodes
100
Last ep.
15 days ago
Avg length
26m
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28
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51
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About this podcast

A place where we give a little of ourselves to you, and we stay with you no matter how many showers you take.

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About the host

James Valentin hosts Don’t Feed The Animals, a comedy show with 100 episodes published.

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Don't Feed The Animals #96 Things That Sound Good in Theory

Dec 19, 202521mEp. 105

In this episode of Don’t Feed the Animals, James takes a step back from heavy introspection and leans into something simpler. A list. Specifically, the things in life that sound great in theory but don’t always hold up i

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Don't Feed The Animal #95 Two Hosts, One Return

Dec 12, 202557mEp. 104

James reconnects with his original co-host Chris Rojas for a relaxed conversation that blends old chemistry with who they are now. They talk about where life has taken them, how their perspectives have changed, and what

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Don't Feed The Animals #94 PerceptionSwap: Seeing Yourself for Real

Dec 5, 202519mEp. 103

In this episode, I talk about a hilarious girls’ night parody video that accidentally opened a much bigger conversation about hype culture, accountability, and how differently we see ourselves compared to how others see

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Don't Feed The Animals #93 Is it meaning... or just noise?

Nov 21, 202517mEp. 102

James reflects on how a morning run sparked a realization about discernment—why so many people chase trends without intention, and how rare it is to choose things for real reasons. From Starbucks cup mania to everyday de

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Don't Feed The Animals #92 The Boring Episode (On Purpose)

Nov 7, 202519mEp. 101

I’ve been filling every in-between moment with noise—music, podcasts, clips—and I’m starting to wonder what that’s costing me. So I’m trying boredom on purpose: one silent commute, one headphone-free dog walk, and ten mi

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Don't Feed The Animals #91 Why We Love the Dark

Oct 31, 202521mEp. 100

On Halloween morning, James talks honestly about why the dark isn’t a mood but a tool. He makes the case that darkness resets the body, gives the mind contrast, and offers the heart a safe room to feel. With Brooklyn sho

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Don't Feed The Animals #90 Momentum vs. Meaning

Oct 24, 202524mEp. 99

James reflects on the fine line between movement and fulfillment. From early morning shifts to creative streaks, he examines the difference between being driven and being alive. This episode dives into the loops we fall

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Don't Feed The Animals #89 The Toxic Avenger: From Tromaville to Today

Oct 10, 202556mEp. 98

James and his brother Chris dive headfirst into the radioactive chaos of The Toxic Avenger — revisiting the 1984 cult classic before comparing it to the 2023 remake. The episode opens in the sleazy, sweat-soaked world of

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Don't Feed The Animals #88 The Roads Not Taken

Oct 3, 202516mEp. 97

What if your brain had a whole library of alternate lives? The person you almost married, the one who almost stayed, the future you thought was locked in but never happened. In this episode I talk about getting stuck in

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Don't Feed The Animals #87 Warning Labels for Modern Life

Sep 26, 202528mEp. 96

Everywhere you look, life feels like a miracle. Phones connect us instantly, apps never end, entertainment is right there when we want it. But without limits, all that convenience pulls us into places we never planned on

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Don't Feed The Animals #86 Lost Rituals: What Blockbuster Taught Us About Living

Sep 19, 202525mEp. 95

We didn’t just lose VHS tapes and late fees—we lost rituals that shaped us. From Blockbuster aisles to arcade quarters to Saturday morning cartoons, the “harder way” taught us patience, compromise, courage, and commitmen

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Don't Feed The Animals #85 The Line We Can’t Cross: When Words Are Replaced by Violence

Sep 12, 202519mEp. 94

Charlie Kirk was shot and killed on stage during a debate in Utah. I didn’t follow him. I didn’t agree with him. But this moment isn’t about politics—it’s about something much bigger. In this episode, I reflect on what h

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Don't Feed The Animals #84 Outsourcing Reality

Sep 5, 202522mEp. 93

A solo dive into how smart, lonely moments can spiral when AI starts validating our biggest ideas. I unpack the case of a man who named his chatbot “Lawrence,” believed they’d found a national-security flaw, and contacte

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Don't Feed The Animals #83 Tech Has Made Us Weird

Aug 29, 202520mEp. 92

In this episode, James takes the mic solo to rant about how technology has made us… weird. From phones that act more like parasites than tools, to the awkward collapse of social etiquette, to why convenience killed chara

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Don't Feed The Animals #82 I Talked to AI Every Day for a Year

Aug 22, 202521mEp. 91

For nearly a year, I’ve been having conversations that shaped the way I think, create, and see myself. In this episode, I look back on that journey: the habits it built, the truths it forced me to face, and the strange c

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Don't Feed The Animals #81 Hot Takes and Hill Battles

Aug 8, 202517mEp. 90

In this episode, we put some of the internet’s most controversial “hills to die on” to the test — from breakfast-for-dinner to the eternal dogs-versus-cats debate. I take my stand, challenge a few popular opinions, and l

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Don't Feed The Animals #80 Half Marathon, Full Existential Crisis

Aug 1, 202523mEp. 89

James considers signing up for his first-ever half marathon—but before he commits, Aiden puts him through the wringer of modern self-help advice. From ice baths to morning routines, they unpack what actually works, what’

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Don't Feed The Animals #79 Bizarre Inventions That Shouldn’t Exist (But Do)

Jul 25, 202521mEp. 88

In this episode of Don't Feed the Animals, James gets ambushed by his overly excited AI co-host, Aiden, who shows up with a lineup of bizarre inventions that definitely shouldn’t exist—but do. From mildly useful to downr

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Don't Feed The Animals #78 Mount Rushmore of Fictional AIs: Cold Logic, Hot Takes

Jul 18, 202536mEp. 87

In this episode of Don’t Feed the Animals, James turns the tables and lets his AI co-host, Aiden, take the lead—building a Mount Rushmore of the most iconic fictional artificial intelligences across film, games, and lite

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Don't Feed The Animals #77 Just Let It Breathe

Jul 11, 202532mEp. 86

In this final stretch of their conversation, James and Jackie dive into the tension between logic and emotion, and how hard it is to make peace with contradictions. They talk about love as a source of both chaos and clar

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Don’t Feed The Animals has published 100 episodes.

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