Hosted by Definitely Not! · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 28 episodes
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⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread.Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat.Lawyers hate us. Our loved ones are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles.But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.
Definitely Not! hosts Definitely Not!, a comedy show with 28 episodes published.
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Catholicism, but naturally it spirals into: - the Brits- Meal subscription laziness- Gonzo's rotting bananas- and
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss gooning vs. fapping, but naturally it spirals into:- the pass out game- 80's and 90's movies- our time in Tha Sip
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Timothee Chalamet, but naturally it spirals into:- a ballet/opera debate- Brittany's hilarious TikTok finds- weir
Producer Brittany lets G have it for showing up to his own show 45 minutes late.
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discussBrittany's crochet penis, but naturally it spirals into:- old ladies & celebrities- 28 Years Later: The Bone Templ
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss high profile men who cheat on their partners but naturally it spirals into absolute mania with at least one momen
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss high profile men who cheat on their partners but naturally it spirals into absolute mania with at least one momen
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥 In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss the Netflix/Warner Bros merger, but naturally it spirals into: dicks for rentliving in Chicagoscamsthe roomster
⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous e
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss life kickin' everyone in the balls, but naturally it spirals into:- the concept of marriage- Gonzo's dad's mid-li
⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous e
⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous e
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss NFL predictions, but naturally it spirals into:- Tush pushes- Jeepers Creepers- The Bad Bunny Halftime Show - and
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥 In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Anthony Rizzo’s retirement, but naturally it spirals into: NFL Week 1Male cheerleadersNFL Week 2Josh AllenNFL We
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss smutty books but naturally it spirals into:- Joe from "You"- bailing out to stalk someone- whether women are more
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss women who dip, but naturally it spirals into:- everyone becoming a cop- hanging out at the grocery store- bro nur
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥 In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Gonzo’s brush with mortality, but naturally it spirals into: - Chad’s on the local fire department - the T app -
💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥 In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss taking kids to the doctor, but naturally it spirals into: - Gonzo's arthritic butthole - Taking more than the pr
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