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Deep State, Deepish Thoughts? is a new (old) podcast where two colleagues spill the rice on all the secrets of the Deep State. Join hosts Markku and Hank on a satirical exploration of the seedy underbelly of the U.S. government.
Cerulean Cactus hosts Deep State, Deepish Thoughts?, a comedy show with 16 episodes published.
In this episode we welcome DC Comedian Zak Haines to talk about the GOP racing to suppress black and brown voters thanks to Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts. Hank roasts Marrku over a deleted Threads post. Markku
Markku and Grover AI team up for this hard-hitting episode. We discuss a night at the Hilton Hotel, Trump's ballroom blues, Iranian hackers, MAGA ladies lose one of their own (Labor Secretary), and the president's plans
Rev. Hank discusses his new Church of Trump Jesus, Inc. Markku fears Pope Leo might get Tupac-ed. The boys debate Pete Hegseth’s Big Christian Crusade in Iran. President Doggle Trump savages James Monroe.
We make history (probably) when the Deep State’s Grover AI becomes the first AI to cohost a podcast. Doggle Trump is upset with Iran. Hank is undercover on an island that is not Cuba and Markku is in Italy, no where near
Markku tries to pivot to hard news to discuss the next head of FEMA, who said he was one teleported to a Waffle House against his will. This is the moment this podcast was made for. Rev. Hank makes a cameo appearance.
Hank and Markku discuss peacefully obliterating Iran, the Supreme Court's most shocking decision, Boatspitals (Hospital Boats), UFO files and more Iran. MAGA Hank drinks a smoothie that turns him liberal. Doggle Trump ra
Markku and Hank happily volunteer to talk up the movie taking the world by storm: Melania. Part documentary, part musical, all action. The Deep State Deep Thoughts boys could not believe their eyes. It was everything the
Markku gets a MAGA brain worm implanted and the episode turns into a sports podcast. Hank and Markku talk curling, the Super Bowl and famous bobled teams. They also come up with a sexy plan to invade Cuba. Doggle Trump r
Hank and Markku clash over Venezuelan bedroom diplomacy, Greenlandic politics, and Norwegian peace prizes. But the boys do come together listening to MAGA-rotic fan fiction. And Doggle Trump begins ranking the U.S. Presi
Markku and Hank crash land this 2025 Holiday Episode straight into 2026. It took us three tries to actually record this one. We talk about the new Trump Peace Institute, the intense MAGA debate over how young is too youn
Markku visits Geneva to get the latest on the Ukraine peace talks, Hank discusses Peace Points, a dog-man hybrid reads a Presidential Proclamation and an exclusive interview with a woman who left a big impression on the
Hank and Markku wade into the churning waters of TrumpWorld to discuss the King's ill-timed nap; the fake, non-existent Epstein files; and the "Happy 250th Birthday America Monument" that will definitely get finished in
Markku and Hank discuss No King's Day, the future of Monarchy in America, The Battle of Yorktown, GOP royalty, Trump's deep hunger for Argentine meat, and the final installment of our interview with a Valhalla immigratio
Markku and Hank discuss a Nobel Peace Prize fiasco, debate whether Trump's head is too fat for US Currency and offer Part 2 of our exclusive interview with a Valhalla immigration official. And Markku loses his soul.
Markku and Hank are back in the United States. In this episode, we examine Virginia's sidewalk chalk epidemic, debate whether America needs stricter sandwich control, and conduct an exclusive interview with a government
In Episode 1163, hosts Markku and Hank discuss how Viking FBI Director Kash Patel is, bunga bunga parties, and our origins as a Deep State employee audio newsletter. Deep State, Deepish Thoughts? is a satirical podcast.
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