Hosted by The Not Actually Players RPG Crew · 🇺🇸 US · EN-US · 40 episodes
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An "actual" play comedic narrative RPG podcast where the players are themselves characters living in a world built in a lab.
The Not Actually Players RPG Crew hosts Coffee, Cults, and Empires, a fiction show with 40 episodes published.
Okay, part 2 of 2 of the finale! As in, the last one! Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecul
Yes, this is the finale episode... but part 1! Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandem
There's another voicemail from the Boss, and this one is even more upsetting. Things are getting weird in the world, but they resolve to go ahead and play since they can't do anything about it. The crew faces Achhiut, wh
The Weirdest Battle I've Been In Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 036 The Intern has a system for not being so sleepy, but someone keeps making noises at night waking him up. We learn more about Tanam's relationship
Not Technically a Trap Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 035 A very tired Intern is still sleeping on the floor. The crew is more determined than ever. Vafrus has Calumn try something that he's never done. Transcript
The Intern is still on the floor. Vafrus tells us some Calumn lore. Double breakfast looms, but it is only the first of many challenges. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts . Podcast website: h
Nope Seems like the Way to Nope Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 033 The Boss calls with some worrisome news. The crew works together to cushion the sudden arrival of Tagak and Teep. Transcripts: https://www.coffeec
Take That, Thistleroot! Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 032 The Intern complains about how long it takes the crew to do anything at all. The crew demonstrates this, by taking forever to do a thing, but it's about t
Ill Gotten Gongs Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 031 The Boss doesn't think that Ikky's should be talked about any longer. The crew visits one of Urekas's cult hideouts. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempir
They Don't Teach Klaoil History in Jersioil Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 030 The Intern wants to travel by catapult. Don accidentally reveals some things about himself. Urekas leads the party through Klaoil. Tra
I Want My Bell Back Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 029 Has Rosie finally decided to leave the world alone? Hopefully! In the game, the crew gets a vision from the ritual they did and they are... a little displease
Chanting Changed My Life Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 038 In the lab, the Intern has noticed that... nothing has changed? The crew is hanging out in the hotel after finding out all of the Second’s secrets, getti
Dropped Beans and Mind Control Truthers Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 027 The Intern maybe broke something. Rozafeen has a lemon drop. In the game, it's time to spy on Beeb. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsan
Of Mirrors and Cuddle Brigades Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 026 The Intern thinks that whoever designed the chronoscope is probably kinda like Don. In the game, we switch over to Hellena and Georg's investigatio
A Handful of Chocolate Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 025 The Intern's Boss tells us about the crimes of Hannah Smith-Jones-Miller. Don is sick, but still here. Urekas is going on a date with the Mindlord and Calu
Finally Something Useful Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 024 The Intern has learned that some previous scientist incarnated a bunch to rate various coffees in the world. Urekas hits the Second with her headboard ha
Sus and Bothered Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 023 The Intern reasonably thinks that the Second is sus. Rozafeen is sick with Olhana's Touch, but hopefully learning what Hellena found with her very good roll will
Breaking and Eventually Entering Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 022 The Intern is rushed but helpfully lets us know that Vafrus's “imaginary” girlfriend isn't. The crew decides what to do with the time before Urek
With Birds As My Witness Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 021 The Intern has learned about Intern-focused cults, but it couldn't have been him who inspired them. In the game, Hellena and Urekas are helping Tagak and
Helping Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 020 No news is certainly good news when it comes to Rosie from accounting. Georg and Ruffort head over to help Beeb and Urekas and Hellena head over to help Tagak and Teep. W
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