
EP 20: Wet Turkey Podcast
In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Boners at the Doctor’s Office, Going Home Early, & Things we would do if we Won the Lottery. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Tickets to Jim'

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WELCOME! WELCOME! To a dark and scary place, a place... CLOSE TO HELL!Close to Hell is a comedy podcast and what happens when you put three long time childhood friends (Jim Gillespie, John Profitt, & TJ Lee) into a cold, dark room with nothing but podcasting equipment and the horrors they call their thoughts. Watch as they dive deep into different topics of conversations and dive even deeper into the inner-workings of their own minds and souls. Listen as we talk about anything and everything but somehow refrain from adding anything of substance. So come and join us for some fun. Get comfortable, light a candle, put on your favorite robe and join Jim, John, and TJ as they get into shenanigans and talk nonsense.Also make sure to wear a bib, YOU WILL EAT MUSH!Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPodWatch us here: https://www.youtube.com/@closetohellpodFollow us @closetohellpod on Instagram, [https://www.instagram.com/closetohellpod/] TikTok, [https://www.t
Unknown Host hosts Close to Hell, a comedy show with 20 episodes published.

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Boners at the Doctor’s Office, Going Home Early, & Things we would do if we Won the Lottery. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Tickets to Jim'

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Boys Night at the Flyers Game, Bi-Fi Movies, and The Roast of Rob Stant. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Tickets to Jim's upcoming shows: ht

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about TX StreetFights 2, Lumber-Jacquelines on Umpire Diets, and Used Sex Party Dip. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Tickets to Jim's upcoming sho

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Modern Day Chomo Hunters, John's Misadventure at PathMark, and How Jim kept The Hometown Hobo Warm during the Winter. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/Close

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about How many inches make a Johnson, Old Guys in The Adult Industry, and HagMaxxing. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Tickets to Jim's upcoming sh

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Braaibroodjies (South African Grilled Cheese), The Chicken Tenders at Topgolf, and John's Journey to find Ribs at The Thirsty Bulldog. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about British Dirty Talk & British Dirty Food, Getting "The Ultimate Snack" at the Movies a.k.a. Pretzel Bites, and The Unsolved Case of The Whole Foods Mystery Sideways Pooper. Buy u

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about What TJ did with $30, The Death of Jim's Blue Septa Shirt, and Making Love to Monster Trucks. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Tickets to Jim

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Machete Street Fights, Beach Sunrises & Sunsets, and The Things TJ does for Love. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Watch us here: https://www

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Childhood Monsters, 2000's TV Commercials, and That Cup. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Watch us here: https://www.youtube.com/@closetohell

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Fart Ratings, Stud Mathletics, and Warehouse Winters Presents: Pigs in a Blanket Mode. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Watch us here: https:

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about How Chicken Nuggets are made, Jim and John's experience working together in a Semi-Abandoned Office Building, and using The Boss's Toilet. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about WrestleMania Coming Here to The Great City of Philadelphia, John getting Stuck in an Elevator, and Childhood Toys: What We Got vs. What We Wanted. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH:

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Iced Tea Powder Marinated Turkey, The Before & After of Jim's Scrapple Grump, and The Inevitable Drama caused by Smelly Shoes. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ are joined by Special Guest: Vince Kowalski. Join in as they talk about Family Businesses, Old Men Actin' a Fool after paying Swim Club Bonds, and Childhood Heroes & Villains. Buy us our n

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Facebook Community Group Beefs, John's Haunted Apartment, and TJ learns about an Old School American Classic: Peanuts & Coke. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.c

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Young Love, DUIs on Horseback, and How to properly use Rachael Ray's Cat Lentils during Foreplay with a Loved One. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToH

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Dating Technology, Childhood Hell Rooms, and Fighting Brock Lesnar's Daughter. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Watch us here: https://www.yo

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk dirty and talk about Speed Stick, Fight-F***ing, and Breaking Boards in the Bedroom. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Watch us here: https://www.yo

In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Travis Kelce, ISIS' Grammys, and Apple Vision Pro. Buy us our next bowl of MUSH: https://www.patreon.com/CloseToHellPod Watch us here: https://www.youtube.com/@closetohellpod Fo
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